Today was my last Saturday as a mommy of one. By next Saturday I will definitely, for sure, by a mommy of two.
I feel like this week should be full of things that only a mommy of one can do and enjoy, since life is, arguably, going to change very drastically very soon.
What should I do?
I was talking to Bestie Dana about this and she suggested I go grocery shopping alone because, as we know, that is a treat. And pretty soon it's going to be a treat that is doubly elusive. In fact, for a solid six weeks (at least after fake-mommy Mary leaves me on the 25th) I'll definitely have at least one kid with me at the grocery store. At least.
What happened to the days that grocery shopping solo was not a treat but, you know, normal? Oh, how the mighty have fallen -- when household chores by yourself are a treat, you know you've got a problem. Heck, going to the bathroom alone right now is a treat.
Low, low bar folks.