I'm going to resist the urge to grossly overshare and instead simply say this:
When you eat poptarts all of the time you shouldn't surprised when you 5 lbs in three weeks.
You MUST watch this video: http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1098052099896&ref=mf
Patsy wrote and performed the song herself. SO hilarious. And make it to the credits because there is a new song there.